Getting In Shape

I decided to use the forced idleness caused by sheltering in place from Covid-19 to get in top shape.

I cut out all sugar, fat, meat, and salt.

I run 4 miles a day and do 100 pushups and 300 situps in four sessions.

I quit drinking.

I have lost 10 pounds and gained muscle mass.

I feel great! I should have done this years ago.

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Procrastinators April Fool.  I did not and cannot do the above.

Be honest now. How many of you believed it, at least for a few lines? 

Fess up!