Aphorism

​ Definition of APHORISM 1: A concise statement of a principle 2: A terse formulation of a truth or sentiment : adage APHORISMS OF THE YEAR... It's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame. You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor Without holding on.

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKESUSE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything, But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed Skydiving is not for you

Reality is only an illusion That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

We have enough "youth" How about a fountain of "smart"

The original point and click interface Was a Smith & Wesson.

Red meat is not bad for you  Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers Give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge To produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that Three out of four people make Up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"  "He comes in and first he is green, Then he turns yellow And then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could  Identify their corporate sponsors."